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Hockey Cards
01:55
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HOCKEY CARDS
Gottem, needem, needem, gottem
Gottem, needem, needem, gottem
Gottem, gottem, needem, gottem
Gottem, gottem, needem, gottem
Scrambles!
I won Esposito in a game of flicksies
In knockdowns I lost Lafleur and Hull
There were two hundred and fifty-eight in my collection
Then I won Gretzky's rookie card in closest to the wall
Only have two spaces on my checklist
Reserved for Gordie Howe and Bobby Clarke
Eddy Shack's in the spokes of my banana-seat chopper
And it sounds O-Pee-Chee keen when I ride around the park
(Intermission)
Cut my tongue open on the stale gum shards
Then Mike wrecked our recess by bringing Star Wars cards
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2. |
I Sit Around
01:42
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I SIT AROUND
I sit around, and smoke dope
Because I can't, I just can't cope
I know you've heard that rhyme before
But it's like me, and I'm just a bore
I sit around, and cut things up
While drinking from my McDonald's cup
I'm apathetic, and I just don't care
I talk about football refs that are unfair
I sit around
I sit around, and get fat
Do you know anyone who wants to buy a cat?
My sister's so fucking stupid
Is it any wonder? We're related
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3. |
After You
01:00
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AFTER YOU
After you, losers first
Better hit me with your worst
Never seen, never heard
Don't know the meaning of the word
After you, I'll remain
Always stuck inside my brain
Never heard, never said
Somehow wishing you were dead
After you, never me
It's for everything I see
Never true, never real
You know how I fucking feel
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4. |
Robosuck
01:04
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ROBOSUCK
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5. |
Poisoned Fettucini
02:04
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POISONED FETTUCINI
poisoned her with the fettucini
couldn't strangle her with the linguine
way back when i knew, this girl named gwen
stopped loving me, put me right off fettucini
expiry date passed, but i thought it might last
so i threw it in the freezer, never thought it would feed her
never thought i'd get to feed her poisoned fettucini
can't strangle someone with the linguine
so i poisoned her with the fettucini
one day she came nosing around
i really didn't want her around
invited her in for dinner, so i could be a winner
opened up the freezer to get the food to feed her
i threw it in the pot and laughed a lot
i poisoned her with the fettucini
can't strangle someone with the linguine
so i poisoned her with the fettucini
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LAUGH AND THE WORLD LAUGHS WITH YOU
Lady, alone, sits in front of me
Everything's fine, calm and serene
Starts laughing aloud, uncontrollably
Her head starts thrashing
Hair flying about
When she calms down
Her face is contorted with a pout
I wonder what her problem is
Is something fucked up in her head?
Conversation only she can hear?
Jokes being told?
The answer’s not clear
Suddenly her pout turns to a wince
Her muscles tightened
Teeth are clenched
As fast as it started
Just as quickly it’s gone
Maybe laughter is the best medicine
‘cause her pain’s now gone
Mental migraine?
Who’s to say?
Maybe it’s a nagging sound
Only she can hear
Inside her brain
Laugh and the world laughs with you
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7. |
Blacklist
02:04
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BLACKLIST
Hey man, I learned a new game
And all the people look the same
Hey man, you wanna help me play this game
The object is for all to be the same
When will you learn
That the rules must burn
Make up games full of lies
Lead the blind paralyzed
Hey man, I have a new friend
Heard it was the latest trend
Hey man, you wanna be my newest friend
Stay together until the end
When will you see
That my friends are only me
Incarnate, brand new wish
In my mind full of shit
Hey dude, I have a new twist
For all the points that I've missed
Get some time, have a beer and go get pissed
Live forever on your blacklist
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8. |
Quest For Nothing
02:26
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QUEST FOR NOTHING
Do you ever regret the fact that you're alive
Simply because you've accomplished nothing
Well, I think you should. It might motivate you to do something
Running around in your Garden of Eden
You've got nothing to believe in
You're on a quest for nothing
Comfortable and relatively happy
As you're playing out authority's dream
Is your quest for nothing
Helping out the team
The coach sits back and tells you what to do
He knows your strengths and weaknesses much better than you
Let's look at your quest
What do you live for
To maintain stature in reality
Then maintain some more
Escape into a state of non-reality
Then escape some more
What a fucking bore
Your something is nothing
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Cratophobic
01:28
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CRATOPHOBIC
You're paralyzed in the shadow of power
'cause that's what you were told to do
Kept in line by the size of the tower
Alignment to keep you true blue
How many times have you seen
The foundation crack before your eyes
Still you only see the power
Fortified on every side
Paralyzed in a stigma of fear
'cause that's what you were told to do
Taught to label the different as queer
Manifest fear for everything you spew
How many lies do you live with
Everyday accepted as truth
Still you only live in fear
Objectified in every lie
Cratophobic 'til you die
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